- 999 response for ‘Sore throat last 3 hours, feeling faint’. No she’s not. She doesn’t want hospital, wants ‘medicine’ #
- Please note. I am not a GP. I won’t be a GP until I’m paid GP rates. Kindly stop dialling 999 when all you want is a GP. #
- Also, my vehicle is an ‘ambulance’ not ‘pharmacy’ I carry drugs for restarting hearts, not coughs, colds and sore throats. #
- My next book should be a Haynes manual for the human body. With added sarcasm. #
- @BrianReed From talking to them, most of them have but it’s a bit hard to turn around a £7billion company. #
- @warrenellis At that age I would have paid more than the cost of half a pint to take mine. #
- @warrenellis Actually, I suppose I was paying in pints by getting all those women drunk. How crap am I that I never got laid in Essex. #
- @perdysha I should translate it with my stick o’pain, erm I mean ’stick of learning’ #
- Nearly lost my temper with a relative. I mean, I explained it three times to him and he called me, why wouldn’t he just listen to me? #
- Yes, yes, fail on my part. But some people out there are incredibly thick. #
- @arkadyrose My last but one heroin overdose looked a lot like that doll. #
- Now I’m nearly losing my temper with an LAS officer. How do these people get promoted? #
- New book idea. ‘I hate you all and want you to die’. Yes, this book idea has been inspired by one of my patients. #
- I am fucking fuming. A patient has accused me of calling her a ‘nigger’ something I would never do. #
- Given the way the LAS investigates complaints this is going to run and run. Remember, I was in investigated for swearing after being hit. #
- @sarahgrape Not really. Only two hours sleep and I think I was grinding my teeth for most of those two. Still really, reay angry. #
- Barely two hours sleep and most of that was spent grinding my teeth. Still internally vibrating with rage. #
- Back at work for more of the same. I would not like to be anyone who abuses me today. #
- ‘So’, I asked, ‘what makes this two day illness an emergency?’.
‘Erm… Nothing?’, she replied.
She was right. #
- Just seen a young man who was oggling my crewmate’s arse get arrested. Once more my night is made happier by seeing someone nicked. #
- @deanwhitbread http://www.papernotincluded.org mate. #
- ‘I was feeling depressed, but I had a joint and I feel better now’, he tells me… and the three police officers standing behind me. #
- @fu11er Well if that’s a crime, I’m guilty as charged. #
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