- Superb… First job *way* out of area and pretty much outside the hospital… #
- Two jobs, neither of which wanted to go to hospital. One of which didn’t want an ambulance called either. #
- Job #3 Hospital transfer for someone with severe dementia. Really nice relatives but not the sort of thing you see on exciting TV shows. #
- Three people involved in an RTA means three times the paperwork. *Groan*. Very nice people though – they laughed at my jokes. #
- Just heard XFM radio mention our RTA. They are wrong though, the traffic is moving fine now. We were quite quick at clearing the road. #
- One of our regulars, the happy schizophrenic who is quite happy to natter at you during transport. Shame she always says she has a knife. #
- @MadamePinkness we don’t mind her, she’s actually quite pleasant, if wildly manic. #
- Wild goose chase for ‘MH issues sitting in middle of road’ no patient present. Then gave a dressing at request of random homeless alcoholic. #
- @l0ttie I’m not coming anywhere near you – you have horrible lurgy. I’ve seen your dripping nose remember. #
- @fu11er it depends to be honest. We are supposed to do one for every patient plus 2X obs. In reality it all depends on how I feel. #
- I want a harpoon gun. To shoot at the cars that don’t get out of my way when we are blue lighting to a job. #
- One annoying patient wound me up, the next one was nice (if a bit dim) cheered me up somewhat. #
- I don’t mind people who are a bit dim as long as they are nice. Not everyone can reach my stratospheric levels of genius. #
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