Dear prospective Conservative government.
Please fuck off you bunch of evil shitbags – all your expenses claiming, chauffeur-driven, second home owning membership should be ashamed of yourself.
True, this doesn’t compare to the plans of the past where you wanted to tattoo HIV positive people and put them in concentration camps but what sort of effect do you think this will have on the recruitment and retention of public sector workers?
Unlike you MPs us public workers don’t tend to have the ability to take second or third jobs as ‘consultants’ or ‘directors’ – I work twelve hour shifts on vehicles that are falling apart, without the kit or training that I need for a wage that most sensible people would think is small for what we do.
Perhaps I should go and be a banker – or maybe an MP, then I too can only turn up to work 39% of the time.
OK… rant over – terribly sorry about that.